Special CABG News report!

Greetings, fair denizens of the CABG!

I'm taking the liberty of making this CABG News report myself today, old school style. Why?

The contemporary anchors of the CABG News and the old-fashioned editors of the new CABG Gazette are off preparing their biggest media story of the month!

Several minutes ago I proposed a challenge between the two rival media corporations...Read the challenge quoted from it's original text below!

Clonecommando007 wrote:I propose a Mass Media Challenge!!!


...between the two CABG media groups, 'The CABG Gazzette' and 'CABG News'!

These groups, one old and one new, will face off against each other in a media battle of epic proportions!!!

Or just one article.

Challenge for the editors of 'CABG Gazzette' and the anchors of 'CABG News':

Present a news story covering the recent influx of superior Clone Army MOC's created by Guild Member Wrecks. You must do your own researching and interviewing to compile a news story that best presents Wrecks' MOC's. Use all your resources and staff at your disposal. Compile this story however you feel it best. Post your completed story in your respective topics, do not frontpage it. Once both news stories are complete, they will be presented to the CABG Council in the restricted council room, and the Council will hold a vote, on which news coverage is better. Same information, different presentation. The winning story will be frontpaged and the winning media group can brag all they want, until the rest of us get annoyed.

Each of these media sources will be granted a secret subforum in the chatbox forum in which to plan. The heads of the media ports will be given their own usergroups. They will be responsible for adding staff to their group in the usergroups section found in the site's header. Careful not to cross-staff...don't want your information leaking out to the other media!!!

As you can see, this should prove to be an interesting next few weeks as the staff of the CABG News and Gazette prepare their stories. Up until now, the two media affiliations have been reporting different stories and have each had their own niche in the Guild Member Area. The CABG Gazette is a relatively new group, and in order to keep it's head above water, it has been reporting small or off-site stories, while the CABG News, the standard in media here at the CABG, has been #1 for two years now reporting the main stories of the CABG. How will the new but strongly supported Gazette fair against the media giant CABG News? Keep your eyes on the frontpage over the next couple weeks for the superior big story!

~Clonecommando007

Clonecommando007 wrote:Once both news stories are complete, they will be presented to the CABG Council in the restricted council room, and the Council will hold a vote, on which news coverage is better.

In case you were wondering,I do take bribes.

/me slips Tac a £20 note

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Ah, the high standards of Journalism.

Heady wrote:/me slips Tac a £20 note

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Ah, the high standards of Journalism.

Wait..

So if I lose, I get to blame corruption inherent in the system?

EPIC!

If I lose, I get a huge story on corruption in CABG. If I win, I win.

Either way, I win. Epically.

Mua ha ha.

^

Ain't he the optimist, eh?

Sialboats wrote:^

Ain't he the optimist, eh?

He sure is. But thats why we shall win one way or another.

Sialboats wrote:^

Ain't he the optimist, eh?

I'll get to say this Sial:

Come and see the corruption inherent in the system! 'Elp 'elp, I'm bein' repressed!

How can I not be an optimist?

^

Meh what a Monty Python and The Holy Grail fan...


Don't make me use the Holy Hand Grenade on ye!

"How does it work!?"
"Consult the book of Armaments!"
"Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21."

"Bless this, thou hand grenade! And with it, blow thy enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the [insert random foods here], and the Lord did say - first, thou shall take out the Holy Pin. Then, thou shalt count to three. No more. No less. Then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade at thy foe."

Sialboats wrote:"How does it work!?"
"Consult the book of Armaments!"
"Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21."

"Bless this, thou hand grenade! And with it, blow thy enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the [insert random foods here], and the Lord did say - first, thou shall take out the Holy Pin. Then, thou shalt count to three. No more. No less. Then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade at thy foe."

"Amen"
"Right One... Two... Five!"
"Three Sir"
"Three!"
*Boom*
A bit off topic might I say.