CABG Civil War Reports With Kasandra Day

Kasandra: Hi all, your favorite reporter Kasandra Day reporting in! Today we come to you with grim news from the war front! A man, a purist no less, was found dead at the edge of the road. He has been identified as Joe Pallizzi, a commen man in the purist nation. "He never came home two nights ago. We didn't know what happened to him!" Sobs his wife.



Kasandra: And we wouldn't have found him if it wasn't for purist soldier Frank Sanistra. Care to tell us what happened Frank?
Frank: Gee, I'm on T.V. And no less with Kasandra Day! Oh, right... sorry. I was walking home from training today when I saw a LEG on the path! I soon followed the trail of blood, and found a man!
Kasandra: Thanks Frank!



Kasandra: Behind us we see the seen. It seems that the mans body was hacked to bits, then dragged behind the bushes to hid the kill. The killer tried to cover the crime, but missed picking up, well, the leg that Frank saw!



Kasandra: I have here with me the Purist general Vladimar with me. Why is such a high ranking man here Vladimar?
Vladimar: This may be the first signs of agression fro mthe Modders!
Kasandra: Do you think that this could mean war?!
Vladimar: This, along with other things, could.
Kasandra: And you think that a Modder did this? Why not just a wild animal?
Vladimar: There seems to be marks Modder's blade on the body!
Kasandra: Thank you Vladimar.



Kasandra: And here's the crime scene from above folks! One final word from the leader of Modder forces before we go folks. Wuzzupbob, what do you have to say?
Wuzzupbob: It is clearly an excuse to go to war with us modders. The pursits killed they're own man and framed us to justify thier war. It's simply cruel, killing your own people for war. I can promise we won't rise to the bait. We do not want war with the purists.
Kasandra: That's it for tonight folks! Check in with Bly or I for more updates in the weeks to come!

WE DID NOT! It is clearly a Modder trick! (Oh and awesome comic Zeph!)

I love it (four five)

Bring that man home, and give him justice. The Clone Allied Purist Army (erhm- CAPA) does not take a liking to this! great news coverage though. Man, that Kasandra, such an ellegant and erotic name, let alone a woman. She'll get you everytime

Yeah, its obvious that they killed their own man.

Trying to frame us the modders like that! Despicable *spits*! You did it not us.

legorevolution wrote:Man, that Kasandra, such an ellegant and erotic name, let alone a woman. She'll get you everytime

O.K. That's a little strange... There was a freshman girl in one of my classes named Cassandra, she was pretty okay.

But anyways, this was TOTALLY A MODDER TRICK! Besides, we are already outnumbered, how can we afford to kill one of our own?

The ACAMO (Awesome Clone Army Modders Organization, Yes, I named it.) Finds this unnaceptable.

Uberlag wrote:The ACAMO (Awesome Clone Army Modders Organization, Yes, I named it.) Finds this unnaceptable.

How? YOU did it!


(FIVE!)

Nice work. You really hate us modders .

Aki-kundu wrote:Nice work. You really hate us modders .

Me yes, Zeph, no, he was able to keep his comic amazingly neutral, you don't know WHO did it! Except me, I know everything!

Pff, as if (four, five!) !

Aki-kundu wrote:Pff, as if (four, five!) !

Uh-oh, we're venturing :spammers: again!

Soz (two, three, four, five!)!

Hey, I just noticed, in Zeph's comic, we actually don't get to see what the guy who died even looks like! He's turned over and you can't see his face!

you're right, perhaps he had "Lolz I are dade" on his head!

astoriabluelegos wrote:

Aki-kundu wrote:Nice work. You really hate us modders .

Me yes, Zeph, no, he was able to keep his comic amazingly neutral, you don't know WHO did it! Except me, I know everything!

That was the point. Thanks Asotria. I wanted people to not know, even though I'm a purist myself!

Zepher wrote:...I'm a purist myself!

There you are folks! To bad he's also press...